Man's Penis Removed From Pipe

#1
A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Telegraph Link

That's what happens when you try to mend a burst pipe in the nude.

'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
8O
 
#4
I'm wondering how he got to the hospital?

The bus wouldn't have been an option

A car would have been tricky

If he called an ambulance, how on earth did he begin to explain to the operator what the problem was?
 
#5
"Hello caller which Emergency Sevice do you require?"
"The Ambulance please Operator and quick!"
"What is the nature of your emergency caller?"
"Well I was doing some plumbing see and cutting pipes all days a bit boring so I thought to myself Hmm, wonder if my John Thomas will fit up there and hey presto jobs a good un."
Worked for me. :oops:
 
#9
Happened to me once. The nice folks at A&E let me keep the end bit as a momento.



Ignore the small asian gentleman. He's not with us any more.
 

witsend

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#10
For some reason I'm thinking about the pulp ficton scene where Marsellus Wallace is talking to Bruce Willis about what his niggers are going to do to Zeb.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
 
#11
witsend said:
For some reason I'm thinking about the pulp ficton scene where Marsellus Wallace is talking to Bruce Willis about what his niggers are going to do to Zeb.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

NIGGERS?


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