Man's Penis Removed From Pipe

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  1. A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

    Telegraph Link

    That's what happens when you try to mend a burst pipe in the nude.

  2. Club hammer and cold chisel would have worked a treat
  3. Will they never learn?

    Never ever stint on the KY. :oops:
  4. I'm wondering how he got to the hospital?

    The bus wouldn't have been an option

    A car would have been tricky

    If he called an ambulance, how on earth did he begin to explain to the operator what the problem was?
  5. "Hello caller which Emergency Sevice do you require?"
    "The Ambulance please Operator and quick!"
    "What is the nature of your emergency caller?"
    "Well I was doing some plumbing see and cutting pipes all days a bit boring so I thought to myself Hmm, wonder if my John Thomas will fit up there and hey presto jobs a good un."
    Worked for me. :oops:
  6. What was in the pipe? Shag?
  7. Not as bad as Paul Roebson and Edwina Countess Mountbatten :roll: :roll:
  9. Happened to me once. The nice folks at A&E let me keep the end bit as a momento.


    Ignore the small asian gentleman. He's not with us any more.
  10. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    For some reason I'm thinking about the pulp ficton scene where Marsellus Wallace is talking to Bruce Willis about what his niggers are going to do to Zeb.

    Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

  11. NIGGERS?

  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Nice one jiggaboo. How much for a return?

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