Management technique for the modern RN

Well here are a few musings that could apply to Senior Rates and Officers.

They should enter their place of employment with this thought in mind!

“Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism”

If that fails to strike any bells then perhaps thy should consider some of the following points of great management:

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility

2. There absolutely no substitute for the lack of preparation

3. The facts although interesting are irrelevant

4. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication

5. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast in the real world

6. Things are more like they are today than they have ever been

7. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for

8. Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler

9. Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate

10. I have seen the truth, “But it makes no sense”

11. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame

12. By the time you make ends meet they have moved the ends

13. There is not a single shred of evidence to support the notion that life is serious

14. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on

And a last thought for booties and other action men in our company:

“Never wrestle with a pig. You will both get dirty but the pig likes it.”


Nutty
 

SILVER_FOX

War Hero
My favourite has always been the RN decision making mantra;

"Decision followed by indecision, then undecision, confusion and anarchy".

SF
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
MoD_RSS Market exploration: air platform energy management technologies MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Farmers invited to shape new Environmental Land Management scheme MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Recovered appeal: land at Levitt's Field, Waterbeach Waste Management Park, Ely Road, Cambridgeshire (ref: 3225123 - 15 June 2020) MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Charity Commission agrees terms for independent review of Professional Footballers’ Association Charity’s management and governance MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Judicial Review Case Management MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Inquiry opened into Barry Green Memorial Fund following governance and financial management concerns MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Response to the National Fire Chiefs Council and the Fire Services Management Committee MoD News 0
MoD_RSS HM Treasury announces revision to the UK Debt Management Office’s financing remit 2020-21 MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Guidance updated to support the safe management of funerals MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Tourism Minister launches £1.3 million fund to support Destination Management Organisations MoD News 0
MoD_RSS An update from Tom McCormack, CEO, Marine Management Organisation MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Radioactive Waste Management and COVID-19 MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Launch of major 'source to sea' natural flood management drive MoD News 0
MoD_RSS The Marine Management Organisation (MMO) are administering the new £15.4 million Maritime & Fisheries Fund (MFF). MoD News 0
MoD_RSS eAlert: 28 February 2020 - Have your say on the Environmental Land Management scheme MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Parole Board Open Management Committee Meeting MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Charity watchdog finds trustees risked charity’s funds through inadequate management at religious charity MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Marine Management Organisation board reappointments MoD News 0
MoD_RSS eAlert: 8 January 2020 - Facilitating collaborative deer management MoD News 0
D Training Management officer query Joining the Royal Navy 0
MoD_RSS Surveys to be carried out to support the Kendal Flood Risk Management scheme MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Heavy horse helps deliver natural flood management scheme MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Marine Management Organiation (MMO) to administer new £15.4 million funding scheme for English fishing industry MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Work paused on the Carlisle Flood Risk Management Scheme for the winter MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Radioactive waste management in the spotlight MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Committee on Radioactive Waste Management visit to Dounreay MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Honduras joins high-level dialogue on marine litter and waste management in the Caribbean MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Guatemala joins high-level dialogue on marine litter and waste management in the Caribbean MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Radioactive Waste Management Managing Director announces retirement MoD News 0
MoD_RSS £25m Flood Risk Management Scheme for Carlisle gets underway MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Marine Management Organisation appoints new Chief Executive Officer MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Record showing in project management awards shortlist MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Future management of the Grenfell site MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Climate change risk management MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: Talent Management MoD News 0
C Training Management Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 2
MoD_RSS News story: A re-inspection of the Home Office’s Reporting and Offender Management processes and of its management of non-detained Foreign National Of MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Consultation: Lincolnshire coastal flood risk management strategy MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: Environment Agency announces new green legacy for £2.6bn flood and coastal risk management programme. MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: Suppliers announced for housing and facilities management contract framework MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: CoRWM and Radioactive Waste Management meeting with Waseda University MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: Investment Management System (IMS) closure arrangements MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Government's asset management taskforce revamped MoD News 0
Z Training Management Officers (Serving) Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 0
MoD_RSS News story: ESFA welcomes new Management Board Chair MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: New appointments to Marine Management Organisation board MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Consultation explores opportunities for flood and coastal erosion management at a local level MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: Government Chemist work regarding management of food allergens MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Lettings management boss banned for abusing tenants’ deposits MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: ESFA extends Schools Resource Management Adviser pilot MoD News 0
Similar threads


















































Top