Reminds me of the time when a certain fitter was taking a nap in the mess room at the power station where I once worked. When it came to getting back to work they realised he had been dead a half hour. Of course all the dedicated first aiders fled the place and shut the door on the foreman and left him to the task.
At least you wouldnt have to worry about the chair in front being forced back into your legs all the time at the most inoppurtune moments....just out of interest do corpses still get a duty free allowance.....!!