I have been to the Kirk Michael Estate....and lived to tell the tale.
Not to mention Big Nance.
Have you ever got pissed out of your skull and ended up in the back of a taxi
with a complete and utter Hound Dog? Have you woke up the next morning
with a gob full of ginger pubic hairs and the sight of a toothless old hag with
halitosis gazing deep into your bloodshot eyes?
Spent a fortune on fish suppers, taxis and gallons of Youngers Tartan?
Feel ripped off?
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Reminds me of the time was alongside in the "Pool" ... Mess run ashore to the local cop shop social club. Tanking up on copious amounts of beers homed in on some attractive hussy and unleashed all my trapping skills ... have now come to the conclusion that I couldn't trap my fingers in a door coz somehow .... I woke up with her Mother!