Man forced to divorce wives..... Tragic...

[thingy]

Poor Slim.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7591037.stm

 

[a_nony_mouse]

Last week one of Nigeria's top Islamic bodies, the Jamatu Nasril Islam, sentenced him to death.

Surely that would have been a blessing compared to being nagged by 86 wives.

 

[slim]

Poor Slim.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7591037.stm

84 Wives FFS I have enough problems with the one I have.

 

[thingy]

Poor Slim.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7591037.stm

84 Wives FFS I have enough problems with the one I have.

But Slim, all 84 have sworn that they want to form the Slim Harem. I've heard a buzz that they may be willing to perform lesley sex just for your pleasure! :thumright:

 

[BoxKickerSubs]

Sheet all them mothers in law's make me shiver at the thought.

 

[drunken_engineer]

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy could be said to be the same.

 

[buggerit84]

Apparently 4 is the optimum number of wives:
1 and you get bored
2 and they fight
3 and 2 will gang up on the other
But 4 balances out......or so it is said

Frankly one woman falling to the communists once a month is bad enough, but 4 at the same time?! I'd rather meet hig!

 

[Tas-ape]

One of my gaffers has four wifes..........and a girlfriend in Bahrain.

 

[thingy]

You really need 7 wives/husbands/partners: one for each day of the week, to add spice and variety to life.

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

So does that mean when the Muslims take over blighty we will "have" to take on another 3 wives?