Man forced to divorce wives..... Tragic...

Poor Slim.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7591037.stm

 

Surely that would have been a blessing compared to being nagged by 86 wives.

 

84 Wives FFS I have enough problems with the one I have.

 

But Slim, all 84 have sworn that they want to form the Slim Harem. I've heard a buzz that they may be willing to perform lesley sex just for your pleasure! :thumright:

 

Sheet all them mothers in law's make me shiver at the thought.

 

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy could be said to be the same.

 

Apparently 4 is the optimum number of wives:
1 and you get bored
2 and they fight
3 and 2 will gang up on the other
But 4 balances out......or so it is said

Frankly one woman falling to the communists once a month is bad enough, but 4 at the same time?! I'd rather meet hig!

 

One of my gaffers has four wifes..........and a girlfriend in Bahrain.

 

You really need 7 wives/husbands/partners: one for each day of the week, to add spice and variety to life.

 

So does that mean when the Muslims take over blighty we will "have" to take on another 3 wives?