Man Assaults Police Officer With His Penis

#4
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Struggled to read that with a straight face.
 
#6
K640 said:
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
That's modern policing for you. In the old days, the PC would have twatted it with his truncheon then his mates would have given it a good kicking.
 
#7
TattooDog said:
K640 said:
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
That's modern policing for you. In the old days, the PC would have twatted it with his truncheon then his mates would have given it a good kicking.
It was a female copper. I reckon the bloke should get a reward. Is the video on youtube yet?
 
#8
2_deck_dash said:
It was a female copper. I reckon the bloke should get a reward. Is the video on youtube yet?
Yeah, Dixon of Dock Green or Jack Regan wouldn't have taken 'evasive action', they'd have given the bloke a right old 'noncing'!
 
#13
Maybe he was standing on the sofa so she was at *hogs* eye level with his little Lithuanian.

She should have punched him on the glans and pepper sprayed him on the nads.

Not for his 'crime' but purely for comic effect.
 
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