man are from mars

slim

War Hero
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus


I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so

much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their

heart.

*FOR EXAMPLE:* One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting

into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says

"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to Hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough For me

to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for

who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big Unnamed department store.

I walked around with her while she tried on several different very

expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her

we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new

clothes, so I Said lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of

diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have

thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis

bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw

her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all

dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't

feel like it."

her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled

WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for Me

to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this

look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for

who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.......
 
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