man are from mars

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  1. Men are from Mars and women are from Venus


    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so

    much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

    I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their

    heart.

    *FOR EXAMPLE:* One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting

    into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says

    "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to Hear...

    "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough For me

    to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for

    who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

    We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big Unnamed department store.

    I walked around with her while she tried on several different very

    expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her

    we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new

    clothes, so I Said lets get a pair for each outfit.

    We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of

    diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have

    thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.

    I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis

    bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw

    her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

    She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

    Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all

    dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't

    feel like it."

    her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled

    WHAT?"

    I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

    You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for Me

    to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this

    look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for

    who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.......
     
  2. lmao :lol: :lol:
     

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