Male versus female

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  1. HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Feed him
    2. Sleep with him
    3. Leave him with peace
    4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
    5. Don't bother him with his movements

    So what's so hard about that?

    HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

    It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a plumber
    10. a mechanic
    11. a carpenter
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynaecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. Go shopping with her
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    50. give her lots of attention
    51. give her lots of time,
    especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

    BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
    53. never forget
    birthdays
    anniversaries
    valentine
    arrangements she makes.
     
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  2. I don't think that's asking much, is it not worth it for peace and quiet
     
  3. Ladies wonder why I choose to live alone Lauren.
     
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  4. Any woman who wants their "man" to be like a brother are clearly monged in the head
     
  5. True, has Blackrat finished with you yet as I have some issues with a barmaid and need some guidance.
     
  6. I escaped his dungeon weeks ago. So I'm free to give guidance hahah :)
     
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  7. perhaps they may just be into incest:laughing5:
     
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