A chum of mine (a civvy) often tries to wind me up about my time in boats (Long periods of routine but interspersed with several interesting 'incidents' which still sometimes wake me up in a cold sweat).
The fact is that very recently he had to attend for a full body scan; but as his legs and hips were introduced into the 'tube' he lost it totally and had to be bailed out. Heavily sedated, he cracked it at the next attempt a few days later.
I am still wondering how to mention it/tackle him about it/ignore it when I next meet up with him
If I wind him up I stand to to risk upsetting a very good friend (ex Old Bill who has seen enough nasties to make this incident surprising, to say the least).
Apart from drawing his attention to this article/book - Are there any (sensible) suggestions out there, please?