Mail: "RM told to cover up 'offensive' regimental tattoo"

Ninja_Stoker

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Re: Mail: "RM told to cover up 'offensive' regimental tattoo

Hmmn, not like the Daily Wail to get it wrong with regards the Royal Marines & Royal Navy. :wink:
 
Re: Mail: "RM told to cover up 'offensive' regimental tattoo

That tattoo looks very sharp and, clearly, could be used to take over the aircraft or accidentally injure a fellow passenger. I wonder what the frisk floosie’s reaction would have been if he’d instantly drawn a cork on the end of it?

As ever, some of the readers’ comments are priceless.
 
Re: Mail: "RM told to cover up 'offensive' regimental tattoo

What happened to the tattoo the skull pierced with the commando dagger dripping blood and Royal Marine Commando underneath. That would have got her nickers in a twist no problem.
 

labrum

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NZ_Bootneck said:
Couldn't he have gotten a bigger dagger done? It's not like it's obvious is it? :roll: 8O :lol:
Seen a few dagger tats, but that's kicking the a*se out of it
 

Merlin28

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Re: Mail: "RM told to cover up 'offensive' regimental tattoo

How is it offensive? At least he hasn't got his name on his arm like most of the local pondlife round here, just in case they forget how to spell it I assume.
 

Guzzler

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Re: Mail: "RM told to cover up 'offensive' regimental tattoo

Your chavs have their names spelled correctly on their tattoos?

Obviously a posh area.

Edit: Which reminds me, there was a cook (as they were then) on my first ship who was a bit of a 'rockabilly' or whatever. One of his forearms informed the world that 'Buddy Holey lives'.
 

JonnoJonno

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labrum said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
Couldn't he have gotten a bigger dagger done? It's not like it's obvious is it? :roll: 8O :lol:
Seen a few dagger tats, but that's kicking the a*se out of it
It would be a bit more relevant to have a tattoo of a bottle opener, crossed with a roll mat, and a prescription for penicillin as the motto.

Or get a tat of a Leatherman with a fortnight of rationpack residue on the blade.
 

Merlin28

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Re: Mail: "RM told to cover up 'offensive' regimental tattoo

Guzzler said:
Your chavs have their names spelled correctly on their tattoos?

Obviously a posh area.

Edit: Which reminds me, there was a cook (as they were then) on my first ship who was a bit of a 'rockabilly' or whatever. One of his forearms informed the world that 'Buddy Holey lives'.
Well it is leafy Surrey, upper class pikeys and chavs
 

Guzzler

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brizolboy said:
One hell of a chad tat and i'm sure it should be the other way up...
No, it's that way up for when he's pointing at airplanes or holding his arm 'like that'.
 

labrum

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JonnoJonno said:
labrum said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
Couldn't he have gotten a bigger dagger done? It's not like it's obvious is it? :roll: 8O :lol:
Seen a few dagger tats, but that's kicking the a*se out of it
It would be a bit more relevant to have a tattoo of a bottle opener, crossed with a roll mat, and a prescription for penicillin as the motto.

Or get a tat of a Leatherman with a fortnight of rationpack residue on the blade.
My leatherman was / is always immaculate, bottle opener surplus to requirements (see leatherman) and replace roll mat with baby doll nightie plus a pair of fly's eyes..!

Now then JJ what would your tat be? Would you walt it up with a commando dagger?
 

JonnoJonno

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labrum said:
Now then JJ what would your tat be? Would you walt it up with a commando dagger?
How very dare you; I don't need your little trinkets. As a Major-Colonel-Brigadier in the LoF I have all the kudos I need. Anyway there's no room for more body art as I have a full body tat of the Tellytubby 'Tinky Winky'.
 

labrum

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JonnoJonno said:
labrum said:
Now then JJ what would your tat be? Would you walt it up with a commando dagger?
How very dare you; I don't need your little trinkets. As a Major-Colonel-Brigadier in the LoF I have all the kudos I need. Anyway there's no room for more body art as I have a full body tat of the Tellytubby 'Tinky Winky'.
I'm strangely aroused...
 

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