I take back what I said earlier about the Mail not bothering to correct things.
I rang the paper this morning and was put through to someone working on the Pictures Desk; he has kindly changed the title of the online article as per my request. Credit where credit's due.
Don't be so quick to give them any kind of credit. They lose those points by stating that they are being "forced" to learn French, that our relationship with the French is "tense" and then banging on about French scran.
One day I'm going to burn down The Mail HQ, or the Reichstag if you like.