Magic Moments

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  1. I was invited up homers to Bristol with an oppo whilst serving at Whale Island in 1970. The bloke he was going to take had gone for a swift 28 in the big house, so I was first reserve but his pash had a friend she wanted fixed up, and I was the sacrificial lamb.
    Anyhow on the Friday night we steps out for a jar or two and it kicked off in the boozer. I got dragged into it and ended up drenched in blood, mine and other peoples.
    His mum gives us a talking to and tells me if we don't behave, I won't get invited again, so I tells her I am a good boy and it won't happen again.
    The night is great on the Saturday and I ended up in a remote bus shelter by the suspension bridge with the young woman, who after ten or so tots looked a bit like miss England. (Well same sex at least)
    In morning I awake on the oppos sofa with all the family around and brekkie on the go. I scrape myself up from under a blanket and I say good morning to one and all.
    Filthy looks all around and his mum says to me that did I remember my run ashore. Yes I say most of it.
    Including the fighting she says.
    I wasn't fighting I say, remembering the night of sucking and sighing in the bus shelter.
    Then why are you covered in blood she asks.
    I exit sharply to throw up and pick hair from my teeth. :oops: :oops: :(

    Have you had raw meat?
  2. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    The blood hounds will be chomping at the bit, which reminds me of a wench many moons ago.
  3. 8O Good job you were not sharing a Choc Ice, Rummers :wink:
  4. The dit was brought to mind today as I smacked my nose up the raised bonnet of a car I was working on and got a nose bleed. As I take a blood thinning drug (clopidogrel ) I bleed like fuck and it soaked my shirt.
    My son asked me if I'd been fighting, and I was thinking about it all evening. If I was a Hell's Angel, I'd red wings. :roll:
  5. PMSL :D
  6. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Right you Bob, you have a PM which you have'nt read!
  7. 8O

    On the case & reply now on the way: Bellringer, Slot Buoy and SSSX.

    (KL-7 playing up tonight)

  8. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    This didn't happen to me but, early one morning I was rear gate sentry at RM Poole, there was a bus stop just outside the gate. I was bimbling about trying to look all "warry" for the passing civvies and this bus pulls up. Up stands a bootneck, resplendent in his laura Ashley dress and some what torn fishnet stockings. "Fair play" thinks I, he's obviously trapped and doesn't give a fcuk about walking around town and catching a bus in the cold light of day still dressed in a frock. As he gets closer to me he cracks a sheepish grin, the conversation went like this...

    "Alright Blobbs.."

    "Yeah, good thanks smudge, you trapped last night then?"

    "Fcuk did I mate, dirty as hell she was"

    "I bet... you went down on it as well didn't You?"

    "Hell yes...err how do you know?"

    "You just woke up had a slash and legged it didn't you...?"


    "Go look in the mirror in the heads mate"

    The poor fcuker had a tide mark of dried blood from the nose down to his throat....

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