I offer you HMS Black Joke. Not that bad? What if I tell you she was brig employed chasing down slave ships? Whoever thought of that fcuker had a sense of humour...
Or how about HMS Flying Greyhound? 'Good morning, noble carpenter, would you be so kind as to knock me up a figurehead for His Majesty's newest frigate - the gallant ship Flying Greyhound? Oh, I'm sure you'll think of something...'
Or HMS Inflexible: 'Change course.'...crackle..'Fcuk off'.
We used to have a sonar set codenamed "cockchafer" used to hate operating it.....dreaded getting a contact and having to yell out "COCKCHAFER CONTACT,BEARING GREEN 20,CENTRE BEARING 340" :roll: 8)[/quote]