A man, his wife and his mother-in-law are on holiday in Jerusalem. While they are there, ma is taken ill and dies suddenly. The Undertaker tells them "You can have her shipped home for Â£5000, or she can be buried here in the Holy Land for Â£150" The man thinks about and says he will pay for shipment home. The Undertaker asks "Why would you spend Â£5000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you only need to spend Â£150?" The man replies " A long time ago a man died here, was buired here, and three days later he rose from the dead - I'm not taking that chance!"