Ma-in-law

A man, his wife and his mother-in-law are on holiday in Jerusalem.
While they are there, ma is taken ill and dies suddenly.
The Undertaker tells them "You can have her shipped home for £5000, or she can be buried here in the Holy Land for £150"
The man thinks about and says he will pay for shipment home.
The Undertaker asks "Why would you spend £5000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you only need to spend £150?"
The man replies " A long time ago a man died here, was buired here, and three days later he rose from the dead - I'm not taking that chance!"
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
MoD_RSS New law to ensure furloughed employees receive full redundancy payments MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Law change to better protect consumers in event of insolvencies MoD News 0
MoD_RSS New law changes to bring better connectivity to the UK MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Landmark building safety law to keep residents safe MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Major changes to insolvency law come into force MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Musical instrument firms to pay millions after breaking competition law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Why we fined Casio £3.7 million for breaking competition law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS G7 urges China to reconsider national security law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Pharma company director disqualified for competition law breaches MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Reappointment of Professor Nicholas Hopkins as Law Commissioner for property, family and trust law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Government response to Law Commission report on the Sentencing Code MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Lord Hodge: Technology and the Law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Lucy’s Law spells the beginning of the end for puppy farming MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Government to suspend competition law to support Isle of Wight ferry routes MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Changes to the law in Northern Ireland: updated information MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Times Law Awards 2020: Robert Buckland speech MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Lucy’s Law: Vets reveal the true cost of puppy and kitten farms MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Private International Law Bill introduced in Parliament MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Appointments to the Attorney General's Public International Law A, B and C panels MoD News 0
MoD_RSS CMA to issue consumer law guidelines for the IVF sector MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Sustainable fisheries enshrined in law as UK leaves the EU MoD News 0
MoD_RSS UK set to introduce ‘Jack’s Law’ – new legal right to paid parental bereavement leave MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Waste manager receives prison sentence for flouting the law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS ‘Helen’s Law’ returns to Parliament MoD News 0
0 Studied law - hated it, now want to pursue a career in engineering with the navy Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 2
MoD_RSS Implementing International Humanitarian Law in Yemen MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Government announces plans to review pre-charge bail law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Bogus law firm boss banned for a decade MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Construction firms fined £36 million for breaking competition law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Helen’s Law takes vital step closer MoD News 0
MoD_RSS International humanitarian law and counter-terrorism MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Violations of international humanitarian law in Yemen MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Our shared commitment to law, norms and confidence building in cyberspace MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Natasha's legacy becomes law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Two Law Commissioners appointed to the Law Commission MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Calling for full respect of international law and dialogue in the Middle East MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Brexit Secretary signs order to scrap 1972 Brussels Act - ending all EU law in the UK MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Enforcing international humanitarian law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Fines for anglers caught flouting the law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS (Official Warning Withdrawn): Charitable think tank warned over breaches of charity law MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Justice Secretary confirms plans for ‘Helen’s Law’ MoD News 0
MoD_RSS New law to help manage affairs of people who are missing MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: UK and EU law enforcement boost co-operation on DNA databases MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: UK and EU law enforcement boost co-operation on DNA databases MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: The Long Paw of the Law - Meet Dstl's Police Dogs MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Speech: UK Competition Law enforcement: the post-Brexit future MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: CMA launches consumer law investigation into leasehold market MoD News 0
S Studying law in the RN UPO/Careers Office 15
MoD_RSS Press release: ‘Finn’s Law’ delivered to protect brave service animals MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: New law protecting tenants comes into force today MoD News 0
Similar threads


















































Latest Threads

Top