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  1. A man, his wife and his mother-in-law are on holiday in Jerusalem.
    While they are there, ma is taken ill and dies suddenly.
    The Undertaker tells them "You can have her shipped home for £5000, or she can be buried here in the Holy Land for £150"
    The man thinks about and says he will pay for shipment home.
    The Undertaker asks "Why would you spend £5000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you only need to spend £150?"
    The man replies " A long time ago a man died here, was buired here, and three days later he rose from the dead - I'm not taking that chance!"

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