Ménage à Cinque

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  1. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Blackrat, Maibelle/Magda/Rachelthree/LaurenMc* sitting in a tree...

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    Last edited: Apr 26, 2013
  2. Hang on a sec....he's not staked any claim on me, neither have I seen the cellar :angel8:
     
  3. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    That's four women there you've named.

    Is that a menage a quatre? Bring it on.
     
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  4. No there are 5 including you - quatre would leave someone out
     
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Menage a cinq then.

    Bloody pedant.
     
  6. Moderator her BR, go on, I dare you, 2 tins.
     
  7. So do we have one holding each leg, another on arms and the 4th hops on until she's finished?...
    just looking at the logistics of it....
     
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  8. Just noticed that Blackrat is now a MOD. Authority makes gives me a wide on so I am game.
     
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  9. What?! 2 tins! He can do his own bloody painting...
     
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  10. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Blackrat....... They'd chew you up and spit you out mate, but, you'll die happy.
     
  11. I think I'm in love.
     
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  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Title change as necessary. You twunts! :evil: :wink:
     
  13. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You've obviously never seen a yawning hippo up close, have you..? :shock:
     
  14. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Does it look like a reggie?

    ......... runs away and hides......... :)
     
  15. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Hippos are fucking radge cunts. They look docile and daft, but are as cunning as a hunted fox.

    I much prefer wizards sleeves.
     
  16. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Which is probably why you are in lust with MaiBelle/Magda/Rachelthree/LaurenMc* then..?

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  17. isn't menage a French, and cinque Italian?
     
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  18. Au contraire - it is my memory of the pungent breath that made the analogy so appealing.
     
  19. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    It's not for a gentleman to disclose. I'm sure the aforementioned ladies can comment themselves.
     
  20. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You're not. That's whay I asked.

    Assuming their ball gags have come off..?
     

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