Lying twats

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Rumrat, Feb 23, 2010.

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  1. Yesterday the cat got skittled, that's run over to you poms. Now normally I wouldn't have give a sh1t but the dog was three feet behind and I loved that fucker.
    Anyhow I thought life sucks I need some fun. Having seen the advert for Pringles I thought :!: :!: I'll get some of them there is stacks of fun in every tube.
    I bought them, opened then, and ate.
    FUCKIN liers, I ended up with a saw mouth,tasting of salt and cardboard, still thinking about Fido, but now feeling guilty as he loved crisps, and I very near broke my heart. No fun at all in the box so tomorrow I will sue them.
  2. Top the box up with thick, warm grease and shag it. that's where the fun is...allegedly. Alternatively get 4 empty boxs, grab a cat and stick its legs through them and watch it try to run.

    There's acres of fun to be had with a Pringles tube, you just need to use your imagination.
  3. You could always fit some glass at each end and pretend its a telescope and play at being Nelson. :D
  4. I hope that isn't how Tiddles Rumrat got slotted.

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