luxurys you would miss

#1
As the credit crunch deepens and times get harder I was wondering what luxury we would miss if we could no longer afford them.

I would probably miss soft toilet rolls and beer in the fridge,in that order. :thumright:
 

buggerit84

Lantern Swinger
#3
Wine, beer, cider, whisky, gin.........

I have a theory that the 'credit crunch' and 'economic crisis' have been created by the international news media to boost falling ratings as people were getting fed up of oil and Iraq and Afghanistan....
 
#6
buggerit84 said:
I have a theory that the 'credit crunch' and 'economic crisis' have been created by the international news media to boost falling ratings as people were getting fed up of oil and Iraq and Afghanistan....
Please do tell me that next week when I pick up my redundancy cheque.
 
#10
Erm,
MacDonalds Hash Browns

Not that I have them often.

Oh, I know, having two cars!
bit of a necessity with three kids all at different schools though.
 
#11
From next week I will be missing

a) expensive handbags
b) expensive shoes
c) banoffee frescatos from Costa
d) £90 hairdos
e) trips to London to have my eyebrows waxed.

However I will get in return

a) more time with my cats
b) to wear clothes that I haven't worn for ever
c) to lose weight as I will not be eating cakes, biscuits and chocolate with the girls
d) to use the title solicitor after my name instead of FILEX
 

sgtpepperband

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#13
rosinacarley said:
From next week I will be missing

a) expensive handbags
b) expensive shoes
c) banoffee frescatos from Costa
d) £90 hairdos
e) trips to London to have my eyebrows waxed.

However I will get in return

a) more time with my cats
b) to wear clothes that I haven't worn for ever
c) to lose weight as I will not be eating cakes, biscuits and chocolate with the girls
d) to use the title solicitor after my name instead of FILEX
Well you could:

a) Use a Pusser's grip
b) Use Pusser's steaming bats
c) A frothy #18 from the NAAFI is cheaper
d) I've got a set if clippers you can borrow...
e) See above!

In return:

a) Think of all the dead mice you're going to have to clean up!
b) Matalan do nice velour loung suits, apparently...
c) Great idea! Fancy a Ryvita?!
d) Good luck! Bottle of champers when you qualify!

:thumright:
 
#17
sgtpepperband said:
rosinacarley said:
From next week I will be missing

a) expensive handbags
b) expensive shoes
c) banoffee frescatos from Costa
d) £90 hairdos
e) trips to London to have my eyebrows waxed.

However I will get in return

a) more time with my cats
b) to wear clothes that I haven't worn for ever
c) to lose weight as I will not be eating cakes, biscuits and chocolate with the girls
d) to use the title solicitor after my name instead of FILEX
Well you could:

a) Use a Pusser's grip
b) Use Pusser's steaming bats
c) A frothy #18 from the NAAFI is cheaper
d) I've got a set if clippers you can borrow...
e) See above!

In return:

a) Think of all the dead mice you're going to have to clean up!
b) Matalan do nice velour loung suits, apparently...
c) Great idea! Fancy a Ryvita?!
d) Good luck! Bottle of champers when you qualify!

:thumright:
How supportive you are SPB. NOT.
 
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