Lulu's Gran.

Lulu was a prostitute, one day the Police raided the Brothel. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the Police Station and were taken in one by one for interviewing. As Lulu was stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street, she started feeling a bit ashamed as Granny didn't know her occupation.
Grandma stropped to say Hi and asked what the queue was for, Lulu, saving face, said that the Police were giving away fresh Oranges. Grandma said wonderful and joined the back of the queue. When a Policeman saw her, he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?"

She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry"

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