Further to my posted apology in December please be advised that Jacque-le-douste has been delivered of a new set of teeth. These teeth were fitted today by the best looking tiffy I've seen in a very long time. A S126 for E475 has been raised so the Golden Eagle will not be shitting on me for a couple of paydays. Arriving back on board Mrs JLD has tied string from the teeth to my knicks to ensure that they are kept safe. she has murmured something about it joining my mouth to my arse where much of what I say comes from. Still, if you can't have an OD's run ashore when you are in your 60's when can you.