Love Sick Sailors

[caterer]

Love Sick Sailors

Bored with dating Wrens on board! The Top Brass have made a bit of a climb down after stopping the use of a dating website and now you can
purchase your lovely lady or feller! before you stumble ashore. Business as usual...

Why did they close "Beasties" and "Joannas" it was all oh so simple then!

 

[dondon]

Ah bless , :?

 

[Jenny_Dabber]

And widens the border for tag chasers!

 

[Jimmy_Green]

Anyone who shags a wren is too lazy to ****.

 

[sgtpepperband]

Two things that shouldn't be allowed on ships - Wrens and berthing hawsers!! :lol:

 

[andym]

Why not Berthing hawsers?

 

[sgtpepperband]

Why not Berthing hawsers?

So the ships can stay at sea and qualify for LSA! :wink:

 

[andym]

Fairey snuff!

 

[Jenny_Dabber]

Two things that shouldn't be allowed on ships - Wrens and berthing hawsers!! :lol:

Oi mister! Times are a changing since ships were wooden!

 

[Maxi_77]

Two things that shouldn't be allowed on ships - Wrens and berthing hawsers!! :lol:

Oi mister! Times are a changing since ships were wooden!

Plenty of women in ships then.

 

[Jenny_Dabber]

Plenty of women in ships then.

If you want to consider Graham Norten as a woman, fair play. Different strokes for different folks :wink:

 

[brigham600]

I always find it strange 'and' amusing that many years ago when ships were made of wood, that females and 'pigs' were considered to be bad luck aboard.

Draw your own conclusions from that one.

Online dating for matelots eh? Pubs n clubs will soon become things of ancient history. How sad.

 

[expatbjl]

Joes closed?????

Have been away from pompy for some time, any other dens of ill repute come to the same fate?

 

[matlo_caroline]

Its not easy having a bf at sea trust me you don't know what they do.

 

[higthepig]

What do you think they do at sea Caroline? Are you insinuating that Ships are floating Brothels?

 

[matlo_caroline]

No am i eck. He just doesnt have signal.

 

[higthepig]

eh? Mobile phone? sounds like Sam the Man

 

[matlo_caroline]

What you mean?

 

[higthepig]

Read the threads on Walts

 

[wkdwren]

oooh he doesn't serve in the brn does he caroline? dear me!!

Has anyone ever seen uniform dating though? You need to pay a certain amount to send messages and even then if the other person hasnt paid they can't read them. Matelots aren't made of money :s