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Love Letters

Dorothy Parker

By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is Indefinite, undying -
Lady, make a note of this: one of you is lying.
 
Dorothy Parker

One more drink and I`ll be under the host.

 

Taloolah

Banned
What a lovely suprise!....I am encouraged, gentlemen, to see so many budding poet laureates....if of the rather brief and carnal kind. It's a relief to see you haven't incorporated bestial references, however , that would be too manky by far...(if any of you were ever brought up on a Welsh farm you will know what I mean....)

Such tender eloquence springs forth from HarryBosch ! To answer your question HB, I got a letter like that once, 25 pages of it from a man who barely ever strung two words together ('The other half of a pair of swans').....I never knew you blokes had so much locked away inside you....there was me thinking all you consisted of was bevvies, curries and Friday night DuvetDeliBellies.....

Such knowledge fortifies me..... in the months to come, I'm heading north and understand blokes up there get to the point quicker than their southern counterparts....so shall look for the tender references that lie beneath....
Thank you ,gents, consider this a service rendered .
 
Celia, Celia by Adrian Mitchell

When I am sad and weary,
When I think all hope has gone,
When I walk along High Holborn
I think of you with nothing on.
 

buster

Banned
We are going to have gang bang
My brother John and me
We know this girl from down the road
Who does it all for free

We are going to take her jeans off
Her panties and her bra
Then cover her in Heinz baked beans
Hurrah hurrah hurrah :hockey:
 

northernrogue

Midshipman
My old next-door neighbour fell out with his missus, so he writes her a letter and brought it to me for my opinion (and to check his spelling). It began thus (and may god strike me down if this isnt true).....

"To my Y****e,
I know that me [email protected] your mother was wrong, youve made that quite clear......."
 
"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-Ingrid Bergman

"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."
-Unknown

And my own - to my OH---
"I want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes me feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, my everyday reality is shattered and I am flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because I am left with memories that I will treasure for the rest of my life"
(BH_ ocean wave 1997) (Was a bit pissed and soppy at the time!!)
 

aussiepint

War Hero
'You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank champagne from your slipper-two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles'

Groucho Marx
 

josiecats

War Hero
when you cry....i will cry
when your hurt ..im hurt....
when your horny...................call me..

you have me, heart and body..
my soul cries out your name...
my skin burns for your touch..
come claim whats yours..
 
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