Looking for someone also

Like michelle I am also looking for someone in the royal navy and no i don't have his child Just can't seem to forget the best shag of my lifeAnybody help? It is impoosible to get anything from the MOD!!!!

 

Just tell them the truth, you'll get a long line of sailors at your door all claiming to be the best shag you'll ever have. :smile:

 

Thanks for the suggestion.I'll give it a try

 

Its me you're looking for!!


Mum, is that you?

 

HaHa very funny!!!

 

Best shag of your life?? I presume you haven't met the booties yet then. :lol:

 

I think she has but one uttered the immortal bootie phrase " i was good but you could use some practise " or was it " whats a female orgasm ?.... Who cares "

 

Sorry but what exactly is a bootie?

 

loyal latrine

 

Actually it was soo good he was going to quit the navy!

 

so are most people still serving

 

that old chestnut eh

 

Trying to get the last son married if I buy him a sailor suit can I drop him off??

 

Send him over!As long as he's HOT!

 

If he isnt give him some deep heat to use as lube that should be hot enough

 

I'll get right on that if you know what i mean

 

who says ladies arent scarey these days

 

this has got to be one of the funniest wind ups going, good effort.

 

What are you scared of?

 

Losing his watch!