Looking for someone also

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  1. Like michelle I am also looking for someone in the royal navy and no i don't have his child Just can't seem to forget the best shag of my lifeAnybody help? It is impoosible to get anything from the MOD!!!!
  2. Just tell them the truth, you'll get a long line of sailors at your door all claiming to be the best shag you'll ever have. :smile:
  3. Thanks for the suggestion.I'll give it a try
  4. Its me you're looking for!!

    Mum, is that you? :D
  5. HaHa very funny!!!
  6. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Best shag of your life?? I presume you haven't met the booties yet then. :lol:
  7. I think she has but one uttered the immortal bootie phrase " i was good but you could use some practise " or was it " whats a female orgasm ?.... Who cares "
  8. Sorry but what exactly is a bootie?
  9. loyal latrine
  10. Actually it was soo good he was going to quit the navy!
  11. so are most people still serving
  12. that old chestnut eh
  13. Trying to get the last son married if I buy him a sailor suit can I drop him off??
  14. Send him over!As long as he's HOT!
  15. If he isnt give him some deep heat to use as lube that should be hot enough
  16. I'll get right on that if you know what i mean
  17. who says ladies arent scarey these days
  18. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    this has got to be one of the funniest wind ups going, good effort.
  19. What are you scared of?
  20. Losing his watch!

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