LOOK TO THE FUTURE.

pingbosun

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#1
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. :idea:

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. :idea:

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. :lol: :lol:

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

PINGBOSUN :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#4
pingbosun said:
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Oh, I know what to do with them - my problem is ability!

Do they do Viagra patches yet? Hate to think where I'd have to stick it.
 
#9
andym said:
Viagra is now available over the counter without prescription in Selected Boots stores.£50!!!!!
Yeah but you get 8 x 100mg tabs for that. Only works out at £6.25 a go.
Cheap at half the price! I used to pay that several years ago on GP's prescription!

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