LOOK TO THE FUTURE.

pingbosun

Lantern Swinger
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. :idea:

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. :idea:

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. :lol: :lol:

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

PINGBOSUN :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I used to work in the Medicines Directorate... some 25 years ago...

Trade names were known as "Ethicals"!

Viagra's generic name is Sildenafil.
 
pingbosun said:
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Oh, I know what to do with them - my problem is ability!

Do they do Viagra patches yet? Hate to think where I'd have to stick it.
 

andym

War Hero
Viagra is now available over the counter without prescription in Selected Boots stores.£50!!!!!
 

Handler

War Hero
Newsflash: Theives stole a lorry load of Viagra in London today, Police are looking for hardened criminals.
 

TerryB

Badgeman
I understand that they are combining Viagra with a laxative so one can come and go at the same time :roll: :roll:
 

2badge_mango

War Hero
andym said:
Viagra is now available over the counter without prescription in Selected Boots stores.£50!!!!!
Yeah but you get 8 x 100mg tabs for that. Only works out at £6.25 a go.
Cheap at half the price! I used to pay that several years ago on GP's prescription!

2BM
 
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