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Longest Nerve In The Body

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MIA
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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Optirectal Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.

My public service is done for the day
 
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