Anyone got any daft dits about local mentalists? For example, I knew a lad who's dad was called Sydney. He was retired and a piss head. Think 8 Ace from Viz comic. One afternoon he came in from the pub and boarded up the bedroom window 'cos the curtains let too much light in when he was having his afternoon kip. Also, his missus came in from work once to find the bedroom furniture all smashed up 'for firewood'. They had gas central heating..... He also used to go through a block of lard a week. Half of it on bread to eat, the other half used as hair wax!