Living life backwards.

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by NotmeChief, Nov 25, 2007.

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  1. Pinched this from another forum - thought it was good.

    I have decided I want to live my next life backwards. I would start dead and wake up in a nursing home and get better each day until I was healthy enough to be sent home. I would enjoy retirement collecting my pension, travelling the world until I start work. I would receive a gold watch on the first day. I would work for forty years until I'm too young and then find myself at High school, drinking alcohol, going to wild parties and being generally promiscous. Then I would go back to primary school and play games and have no money worries. Then I would spend most of the day sleeping or snuggled in a woman's bosom. Then I would float about for nine months in spa like conditions until finally I finish it all off in an orgasm!
  2. If you hear sirens - don't panic. They mean you no harm. The men in white coats only have your best interests at heart.


  3. There,there,time for your medicine and lets put on this back to front coat while we're at it.

    Nice thought though.
  4. Brilliant!

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