- “Of course I'll swallow it; I love the taste.”
- “Are you sure you've had enough to drink?”
- “I'm bored; let's shave my pussy.”
- “Oh, come on; let's get a porno, a case of beer, a few joints, and invite Tammy over for a threesome.”
- “If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna scream.”
- “I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?”
- “You're so sexy when you're hungover.”
- “No, I'd rather stay here and watch football and drink beer than go shopping.”
- “Go ahead and drink all you want; I'll drive home.”
- “Want to watch me go down on my girlfriend?”
- “If you need me, I'll be outside shoveling snow; you stay in here and watch the game.”
- “Want to go to the mall so you can check out women's asses.”
- “I love it when you play golf on Sundays; I just wish you had time to play on Saturdays, too.”
- “Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!”
- “I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.”
- “No, let me change the oil in the car.”
- “Your mother did such a great job raising you.”
- “Do me a favor: forget the stupid Valentine's Day gift and buy yourself a new driver.”
- “It's okay; we have an anniversary every year.”
- “Why don't you go out with your buddies tonight; you'll have more fun.”
- “Let's go to that new strip club.”
- “I make enough money for both of us; why don't you retire?”
- “What a great fart; can you pop another?”
- “You look tired; you should go right to sleep as soon as we have sex tonight.”
- “I signed up for yoga classes so I can get my ankles behind my head for you.”
