Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by geoffg, Apr 16, 2007.

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  1. There was a young man from Dundee
    Who got stung on the nose by a wasp
    When asked if it hurt, he said
    "Not very much
    It can do it again if it likes"
    geoff(ers) :?

    (An aeroplane blonde has blonde hair and a black box :oops: )
  2. Three Little Ducks.........Go into a bar.
    whats your name said the bartender to the first duck?......... My name is "Huey"....well Huey how was your day?...Oh was wonderful have been in and out of puddles all day..
    The bartender turned to the second duck..and whats your name then?."Duey" came the reply... and how was your day?. wel said Duey my day was great have been in and out of puddles all day..
    The bartender turned to the third duck and said your name must be "luey"
    oh no said the third duck my name's.........""Puddles""............
  3. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. Seven dwarves all sitting in the bath feeling happy.......happy got out so they all felt grumpy......
  5. Three in a bed and the little one said.......yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  6. "There was a young man from Madras, whose bollocks were made out of brass. When he clanged them together, they played"Stormy Weather" and fire shot out of his ass."
  7. "There was a young fellow from Wales -
    who sold hot dogs at car boot sales -
    a lady said please I'll have one of these,
    the one in the middle...with cheese!"

  8. There was a young girl from Divizes with breasts of 2 different sizes. One was so small, almost nothing at all; but the other was big and won prizes.
  9. There was a young lady from Peel
    Who went to fish for an eel
    But the Conger was longer
    And bigger and stronger
    And pulled her in with a squeal
  10. There was a young man from Calcutta
    Who said his name was Tucker
    His Name was Todd!
    The liar, the sod,
    The whore, the [email protected], the f@@ker
  11. There was an old woman of Leeds who swalloed a packet of seeds---tufts of grass graew out of her arse and her fanny was covered in weeds!!
  12. There was an old whore from Khartoum,
    Who took a young queer to her room,
    She said"Now my dear, Lets make it quite clear,
    Who does what, and to whom"
  13. There was a young man from Nantucket-----------
  14. There once was a matelot called Faye
    Who went boating off Kuwait they say
    She strayed from Iraq :oops:
    Was a fortnight late back
    And sold her story the very next day

    I'm a poet and I dont know it!!

    geoff(ers) :?
  15. there was a little dog- his name was tiny small......
    he cocked his little leg up and piddled on the wall.......
    the wall began to steam he thought it was on fire.......................
    so he cocked his little leg up .............. and piddled a little higher!!!!!!!!
  16. She should be made to rec ite this every Sunday after divisions ( If divisions still happen!) But if she don't wan't to do it , a nice big fine instead? She can afford it !
  17. There once was a whore from the Azores
    Whose fanny was covered in sores
    the dogs in the street
    wouldn't eat the green meat
    that dripped and clung from her drawers!!

    I thank you..........
  19. There once was a woman from Ealing
    who had a peculiar feeling
    she laid on her back
    and opened her crack
    and pissed all over the ceiling.

    One for you NZer!!
  20. nutty - u get worse babe xxxxxxxxx

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