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Subject: Lifesavers

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:



Finally the professor gave them all Honey lifesavers.

After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well", the professor said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what you mother might sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're assholes!"

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