Subject: Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
Red......cherry
Yellow.....lemon
Green.....lime
Orange.....orange
Finally the professor gave them all Honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well", the professor said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what you mother might sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're assholes!"
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
Red......cherry
Yellow.....lemon
Green.....lime
Orange.....orange
Finally the professor gave them all Honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well", the professor said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what you mother might sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're assholes!"
