Lifesavers

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  1. Subject: Lifesavers



    A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

    He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
    Red......cherry

    Yellow.....lemon

    Green.....lime

    Orange.....orange

    Finally the professor gave them all Honey lifesavers.

    After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.

    "Well", the professor said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what you mother might sometimes call your father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're assholes!"
     

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