Subject: Lifesavers A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: Red......cherry Yellow.....lemon Green.....lime Orange.....orange Finally the professor gave them all Honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well", the professor said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what you mother might sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're assholes!"