Once I was cutting the lawn, it was around 8.30pm on a warm summer evening. Living dangerously close to the pub, two doors away, I recklessly thought what the hell and abandoned the mower. Being hotter than I at first thought I drank more than was originally intended. Another unplanned factor was the presence of a large amount of friends in the bar. So more drink. Lets go for a curry was the general consensus at throwing out time. Why not I thought, so did. More drinks followed at the Indian, and then "lets all go back to my place" someone announced. Yeah lets I agreed and did. More drinks, and then the realisation not only did I not know where I was, I didn't fuckin care. More drinks, and then I didn't care that I didn't care as I was so far in the shit why worry until you need to. More drinks, and then I seemed to go weak and then it was morning. Not exactly it was light. to say morning would be optimistic on the wishful thinking side of things as it was almost getting dark. Fuck I thought I am in deep this time. You were last time a little voice wispered to me in my head. Wanna drink another voice whispered but this time in my ear not my head. Yeah why not your in the shit already so just do it all now. So a drink. Having had a drink I thought why not have another as it can't get worse. So I did. Dinner time next day I was awoken to hear a voice telling me it would be in my best interests to get up. Thinking it was my oppo nagging me I told him in no uncertain terms to fuck off leave me alone and let me sleep. I ain't movin for no fucker I stated and why would I it was so comfortable where I was. It was around this time I became aware it was not only noisy at this location it was a bit damp. Tentatively opening my eyes I sat slowly up to see where exactly in Tamworth I was. I was in the rear of an open backed pick up on a bundle of rags and it was raining. The voice asking me to no now telling me to get up was a copper and I was in the car park of the safeways supermarket in Harwick renfrewshire. Although I have a theory as to how I got there I do not know for certain, and after this amount of time i do not think I ever will. It took me 4 days to get back as I had exactly £7.00 in my pocket. My first wife died in march this year so if she was the instigator I will never be able to ascertain.