Lezzie-ism

#1
Right, here's a thread for all you lezzie loving, red blooded, hetero types who long to watch but dare not participate. I recently, in an attempt to broaden my mind/loins, viewed a lesley video and can honestly say I cannot see the excitement in lesleyism. In fact the Doyle Carte DVD of the Gilbert & Sullivan operetta HMS Pinafore did far more.
 
#2
thingy said:
Right, here's a thread for all you lezzie loving, red blooded, hetero types who long to watch but dare not participate. I recently, in an attempt to broaden my mind/loins, viewed a lesley video and can honestly say I cannot see the excitement in lesleyism. In fact the Doyle Carte DVD of the Gilbert & Sullivan operetta HMS Pinafore did far more.

Youre not a woman are you? :thumright:
 

slim

War Hero
#3
Thingy
Fancy building up my hopes and then dashing them.
For that I wil select two hairy stokers and detail them off to tease you and then go bck to their ship. :thumright:
 
#4
I'd love to be asked to indulge in a bit of Lesbefriendismness, but the chances of said invite being offered outside of a Porn Movie are to put it frankly, slim.
After all a dyed in the wool lezzer would surely have her own (plastic)appendages to play with and my flesh and bone (Pun intended) one would be redundant
 

slim

War Hero
#6
Shakey said:
I know what would sort out all these so-called 'lesbians'.

A damn good shagging!
Shakey
If you are staring a lezzer shaggers association and intend running shagging courses for the lezzers please add me to your ever increasing list of volunteers. :thumright:
 
#7
slim said:
Shakey said:
I know what would sort out all these so-called 'lesbians'.

A damn good shagging!
Shakey
If you are staring a lezzer shaggers association and intend running shagging courses for the lezzers please add me to your ever increasing list of volunteers. :thumright:
Fancy being sucked in and spat out in bubbles do you :thumright:
 

slim

War Hero
#8
sussex2 said:
slim said:
Shakey said:
I know what would sort out all these so-called 'lesbians'.

A damn good shagging!
Shakey
If you are staring a lezzer shaggers association and intend running shagging courses for the lezzers please add me to your ever increasing list of volunteers. :thumright:
Fancy being sucked in and spat out in bubbles do you :thumright:
I'm willing to give it a try :w00t:
 
#9
sussex2 said:
slim said:
Shakey said:
I know what would sort out all these so-called 'lesbians'.

A damn good shagging!
Shakey
If you are staring a lezzer shaggers association and intend running shagging courses for the lezzers please add me to your ever increasing list of volunteers. :thumright:
Fancy being sucked in and spat out in bubbles do you :thumright:
Oh dear Sussex, I don`t think that you meant that to come out the way it did, did you?
 
#10
slim said:
Shakey said:
I know what would sort out all these so-called 'lesbians'.

A damn good shagging!
Shakey
If you are staring a lezzer shaggers association and intend running shagging courses for the lezzers please add me to your ever increasing list of volunteers. :thumright:
Shakey, can I volunteer to be an (honourary) Lezzie? :drool:
 
#11
slim said:
Shakey said:
I know what would sort out all these so-called 'lesbians'.

A damn good shagging!
Shakey
If you are staring a lezzer shaggers association and intend running shagging courses for the lezzers please add me to your ever increasing list of volunteers. :thumright:

Slim your such a slapper... :hump: you sound just right for ME!!!
 
#12
josiecats said:
slim said:
Shakey said:
I know what would sort out all these so-called 'lesbians'.

A damn good shagging!
Shakey
If you are staring a lezzer shaggers association and intend running shagging courses for the lezzers please add me to your ever increasing list of volunteers. :thumright:

Slim your such a slapper... :hump: you sound just right for ME!!!
Thanks Josie, thate the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :w00t:
 

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