Lewd acts with a horse!

#1
Now that a man had been re-arrested for lewd act with a horse, breaching his ASBO not to go within 5 yards of any horse,is it time to lock up our animals?
On our farm I watched someone run around with a hen on the end of his nudger but that was just sex!
Lewd acts with a horse?the mind boggles.
He was either hung like the Alexandria donkey [the original one is now dead] or he had a ladder.
I hope they keep him away from racecourses I don't think the horse would clear the fences with him hanging out of it's arse!
I can't get my head around these perversions!

Think that last line may be misconstrued a bit!
Keep an eye out for your pets,he's on the loose!
 

wet_blobby

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#3
Now, funnily enough this leads me on to a dit.

In the village back in Zommerset where I once lived someone got done for shagging a horse, it did involve the use of a step ladder, it was his nieghbours horse.

Dopey fcuker couldn't wait until it was let back out into a paddock after it'd been poorly but fcuked it when it was couped up in their back garden.

You cant cure stupid.

He now is a very well paid bloke who drives oilrigs around.
 
#4
wet_blobby said:
Now, funnily enough this leads me on to a dit.

In the village back in Zommerset where I once lived someone got done for shagging a horse, it did involve the use of a step ladder, it was his nieghbours horse.

Dopey fcuker couldn't wait until it was let back out into a paddock after it'd been poorly but fcuked it when it was couped up in their back garden.

You cant cure stupid.

He now is a very well paid bloke who drives oilrigs around.
Well out of temptation's way then, out of sight out of mind, or, do they stay in touch via Farcebook?
 

wet_blobby

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#5
labrum said:
wet_blobby said:
Now, funnily enough this leads me on to a dit.....

Dopey fcuker .
Well out of temptation's way then, out of sight out of mind, or, do they stay in touch via Farcebook?
That's a leading question....horse, water etc. There cannot be to many oilrig drivers knocking about so moving swiftly on, lovely weather today.
 
#7
seafarer1939 said:
Now that a man had been re-arrested for lewd act with a horse, breaching his ASBO not to go within 5 yards of any horse,is it time to lock up our animals?
On our farm I watched someone run around with a hen on the end of his nudger but that was just sex!
Lewd acts with a horse?the mind boggles.
He was either hung like the Alexandria donkey [the original one is now dead] or he had a ladder.
I hope they keep him away from racecourses I don't think the horse would clear the fences with him hanging out of it's arse!
I can't get my head around these perversions!

Think that last line may be misconstrued a bit!
Keep an eye out for your pets,he's on the loose!

Was it good looking, its discusting shafting ugly fuckers
 
#8
Rumrat said:
seafarer1939 said:
Now that a man had been re-arrested for lewd act with a horse, breaching his ASBO not to go within 5 yards of any horse,is it time to lock up our animals?
On our farm I watched someone run around with a hen on the end of his nudger but that was just sex!
Lewd acts with a horse?the mind boggles.
He was either hung like the Alexandria donkey [the original one is now dead] or he had a ladder.
I hope they keep him away from racecourses I don't think the horse would clear the fences with him hanging out of it's arse!
I can't get my head around these perversions!

Think that last line may be misconstrued a bit!
Keep an eye out for your pets,he's on the loose!

Was it good looking, its discusting shafting ugly fuckers
Come on RR, have you ever seen an ugly horse..!?
 
#9
labrum said:
Rumrat said:
seafarer1939 said:
Now that a man had been re-arrested for lewd act with a horse, breaching his ASBO not to go within 5 yards of any horse,is it time to lock up our animals?
On our farm I watched someone run around with a hen on the end of his nudger but that was just sex!
Lewd acts with a horse?the mind boggles.
He was either hung like the Alexandria donkey [the original one is now dead] or he had a ladder.
I hope they keep him away from racecourses I don't think the horse would clear the fences with him hanging out of it's arse!
I can't get my head around these perversions!

Think that last line may be misconstrued a bit!
Keep an eye out for your pets,he's on the loose!

Was it good looking, its discusting shafting ugly fuckers
Come on RR, have you ever seen an ugly horse..!?
:D :D
 
#10
Look,here on the Borders the sound of Shepherds zips is as common as thrush song and some farmers have approached the Avon lady to see if they do sheep vaginal eau de cologne but a horse is too much.
Sheep and goats expect a good rogering but poor bloody horses are God's creatures and their nether regions are off limits.IMO
BTW If any one is coming up Berwick shortly there's a good looking chestnut grazing in the field next to my house,we can work out a price!
 
#12
Chestnut you say... always willing to travel for a nice filly

editted to add: Seriously though seafarer what kind of a person pimps horses, get a grip! :lol:
 
#13
seafarer1939 said:
Look,here on the Borders the sound of Shepherds zips is as common as thrush song and some farmers have approached the Avon lady to see if they do sheep vaginal eau de cologne but a horse is too much.
Sheep and goats expect a good rogering but poor bloody horses are God's creatures and their nether regions are off limits.IMO
BTW If any one is coming up Berwick shortly there's a good looking chestnut grazing in the field next to my house,we can work out a price!
The love that dare not speak its name... 8O :D
 
#14
labrum said:
Chestnut you say... always willing to travel for a nice filly

editted to add: Seriously though seafarer what kind of a person pimps horses, get a grip! :lol:
A chestnut ? isn't that the horse equivalent to a ginger. And if mares come as much as a stallion, then I suggest you wear your life jacket whilst "riding", as I saw a lovely young Danish girl almost drown whilst paying particular attention to an horses dufur. 8O :D :oops:
 
#16
Rumrat said:
labrum said:
Chestnut you say... always willing to travel for a nice filly

editted to add: Seriously though seafarer what kind of a person pimps horses, get a grip! :lol:
A chestnut ? isn't that the horse equivalent to a ginger. And if mares come as much as a stallion, then I suggest you wear your life jacket whilst "riding", as I saw a lovely young Danish girl almost drown whilst paying particular attention to an horses dufur. 8O :D :oops:

Trudi,can you bring that particular porn DVD when you visit York, I have had horse meat burgers but would like some info on chat/pick up lines for pony's.
 
#17
Sterling_Stirling said:
Rumrat said:
labrum said:
Chestnut you say... always willing to travel for a nice filly

editted to add: Seriously though seafarer what kind of a person pimps horses, get a grip! :lol:
A chestnut ? isn't that the horse equivalent to a ginger. And if mares come as much as a stallion, then I suggest you wear your life jacket whilst "riding", as I saw a lovely young Danish girl almost drown whilst paying particular attention to an horses dufur. 8O :D :oops:

Trudi,can you bring that particular porn DVD when you visit York, I have had horse meat burgers but would like some info on chat/pick up lines for pony's.
Dishing out chews to stallions does not qualify itself as a "Horse Burger".
Dirty bugger. 8O :D
 
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