Be careful though as you might get confused for the Babcock H+S man in Faslane and people will call you a cnut. :lol:
My personal favorite was walking around the ship with a cloth and bucket just randomly wiping things when people were looking at me. Just another dabber cleaning and got left completely alone! :lol: Either that or closing the hatch down to the small arms store "because we were in Yankee and I was "gun cleaning"