Schoolboy's mother calls agency and books a "surprise" for her son's 16th birthday. Boy's teacher warned off. Instead of gorillagram, stripper is booked. Stripper appears at boy's classroom, puts a lead on him, cream on her assets and gets him to rub it in, having stripped down to her undies. Personally, I can't see where "all went wrong"! Didn't have that at my 16th. It'll be a tale told in legends at the school.