Less alcohol..

Blackrat

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#3
Personally, i prefer to inject pure Heroin into my system through either my penis or eyeball. It's for champions.
 
#4
2_deck_dash said:
Alcohol is soooo last year.

It's all about the crystal meth these days. All the cool kids are doing it.
I heard it was a good one well worth laying down.
Ooops! should have put that in the lay-by thread :lol:
 
#5
I personally get high of religion, reading the bible and doing charity work. Drugs and alcohol are so last year, religion is making a strong comeback.
 

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#7
wet_blobby said:
Rehab is for quitters you bunch of big girls blouses, I'm still proping up the beer industry.
Proping is for gayers. Propping is for winners. Bloody Booties.
 

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#8
Blackrat said:
wet_blobby said:
Rehab is for quitters you bunch of big girls blouses, I'm still proping up the beer industry.
Proping is for gayers. Propping is for winners. Bloody Booties.
Give us a break, it's late I'm tired and drunk.....bloody spelling nazis..... :lol:
 
#9
Blackrat said:
wet_blobby said:
Rehab is for quitters you bunch of big girls blouses, I'm still proping up the beer industry.
Proping is for gayers. Propping is for winners. Bloody Booties.
I got involved in propery for a bit, wasn't really my thing to be honest, too much politics involved.
 

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#10
2_deck_dash said:
I got involved in propery for a bit, wasn't really my thing to be honest, too much politics involved.
I nearly got into Popery but couldn't because:

1. I'm not Catholic
2. I'm not religious
3. I'm not an ex-nazi
4. I don't fiddle with choir boys

I feel my human rights have been violated.
 
#12
Blackrat said:
2_deck_dash said:
I got involved in propery for a bit, wasn't really my thing to be honest, too much politics involved.
I nearly got into Popery but couldn't because:

1. I'm not Catholic
2. I'm not religious
3. I'm not an ex-nazi
4. I don't fiddle with choir boys

I feel my human rights have been violated.
I once tried potpourri but the smell aggravated my hayfever.
 

Blackrat

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Book Reviewer
#13
2_deck_dash said:
Blackrat said:
2_deck_dash said:
I got involved in propery for a bit, wasn't really my thing to be honest, too much politics involved.
I nearly got into Popery but couldn't because:

1. I'm not Catholic
2. I'm not religious
3. I'm not an ex-nazi
4. I don't fiddle with choir boys

I feel my human rights have been violated.
I once tried potpourri but the smell aggravated my hayfever.
Much the same when i tried one of the Andrews foul Pot Messes.
 
#16
2_deck_dash said:
Blackrat said:
2_deck_dash said:
I got involved in propery for a bit, wasn't really my thing to be honest, too much politics involved.
I nearly got into Popery but couldn't because:

1. I'm not Catholic
2. I'm not religious
3. I'm not an ex-nazi
4. I don't fiddle with choir boys

I feel my human rights have been violated.
I once tried potpourri but the smell aggravated my hayfever.
That pot pourri can be really dodgy:

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8367202.House_wrecked_in_freak_sun__mirror_and_pot_pourri_fire/
 
#18
witsend said:
Is the UK's female population becoming better looking?
Er no mate! definitely not from one who was recently in Newcastle on a Saturday night - but then I'm no expert and my judgement could be skewed.
 

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#19
sussex2 said:
witsend said:
Is the UK's female population becoming better looking?
Er no mate! definitely not from one who was recently in Newcastle on a Saturday night - but then I'm no expert and my judgement could be skewed.
I'll take your opinion on the beauty of the female form with a pinch of salt. You stick to lay bys and your married acquaintances.
 
#20
Too much alcohol makes your willy all soft and floppy.
This explains why all the pissed twats in A&E on a
Sunday Morning have multiple cuts, bruises, sprains and
breaks, but none of 'em ever have a fractured cock.
 
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