Less alcohol..

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by sussex2, Sep 3, 2010.

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  1. Alcohol is soooo last year.

    It's all about the crystal meth these days. All the cool kids are doing it.
     
  2. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Personally, i prefer to inject pure Heroin into my system through either my penis or eyeball. It's for champions.
     
  3. I heard it was a good one well worth laying down.
    Ooops! should have put that in the lay-by thread :lol:
     
  4. I personally get high of religion, reading the bible and doing charity work. Drugs and alcohol are so last year, religion is making a strong comeback.
     
  5. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Rehab is for quitters you bunch of big girls blouses, I'm still proping up the beer industry.
     
  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Proping is for gayers. Propping is for winners. Bloody Booties.
     
  7. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Give us a break, it's late I'm tired and drunk.....bloody spelling nazis..... :lol:
     
  8. I got involved in propery for a bit, wasn't really my thing to be honest, too much politics involved.
     
  9. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I nearly got into Popery but couldn't because:

    1. I'm not Catholic
    2. I'm not religious
    3. I'm not an ex-nazi
    4. I don't fiddle with choir boys

    I feel my human rights have been violated.
     
  10. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I'm proberly annoyed now.....

    aw fcuk it I'll proberly have another speights and poop myself a stiff one as well.
     
  11. I once tried potpourri but the smell aggravated my hayfever.
     
  12. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Much the same when i tried one of the Andrews foul Pot Messes.
     
  13. I think he means Propane which is great fun when taken with a large cigar. 8O :D
     
  14. I maintain the big decline, shown on the graph and me emigrating to sunnier climes are totally unrelated.
     
  15. That pot pourri can be really dodgy:

    http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8367202.House_wrecked_in_freak_sun__mirror_and_pot_pourri_fire/
     
  16. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Is the UK's female population becoming better looking?
     
  17. Er no mate! definitely not from one who was recently in Newcastle on a Saturday night - but then I'm no expert and my judgement could be skewed.
     
  18. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'll take your opinion on the beauty of the female form with a pinch of salt. You stick to lay bys and your married acquaintances.
     
  19. Too much alcohol makes your willy all soft and floppy.
    This explains why all the pissed twats in A&E on a
    Sunday Morning have multiple cuts, bruises, sprains and
    breaks, but none of 'em ever have a fractured cock.
     

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