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  1. The above is supposedly a genuine newspaper headline. So, Rum Rationers, I expect it has been done before .. come up with the tackiest newspaper headline for a past, current, future event - military, historical, sporting or imaginary.

    Please no bloody great list simply nicked off the web, give everyone a chance to pilfer at least one :)

    Edited for biff handwriting :)
  2. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    The Batsmans Holding the bowlers willie.............not a headline but famous TMS commentary, I just cant remember the old duffers name...jonners????
  3. Cookery Show 70's
    These doughnuts look like fanny's :oops:
  4. Blue Peter 'Time for some cunning stunts' (I think it was Peter something.)
    He looked very relieved after saying it when it dawned on him what he could had just said had he cocked it up.
  5. Heres another one 'Sebastian Foulkes off to the Antartic' many years ago but still raises a giggle.
  6. Trevor Macdonald on news at Ten rounded off the programme with the usual happy and cuddly story but blew it spectacularly....... ...."And now a delightful story from the Kunt centryside urrr sorry I mean the Kent countryside"
  7. A BBC radio news programme years ago:

    "Last night Lesbian forces attacked Beirut. I'm terribly sorry, that should read Lesbian forces attacked Beirut. Oh. I'm very sorry that should of course read last night Lebanese forces attacked Beirut."

    And on BBC Radio 1 about five years ago, about half seven in the morning on the Sara Cox show:

    "And that email was from Mike Hunt." Followed by about five seconds of dead air and then spluttered apologies as she realised what she's done. I nearly crashed my car laughing.
  8. Not everyone's favourite newspaper but still a cracking front page:

  9. Wimbledon commentary, "Its the big American with the new balls to serve".
    Michael Fish looking at the UK weather map which just has OG on it, "Oh dear I've lost the f in fog"!
  10. Slightly off target, but years ago, my old man had to call 999 when passing Norwood Crematorium, which was ablaze at the time. Took him a while to convince the operator that there really was a fire at the crematorium.....
  11. All very good so far, but wouldn't it be great to have you as on the spot reporters? ... Okay, here is my first pathetic attempt (ignore typos as I am inebriated!):

    Mein Gott! The cheating shwien Siegfried is not 'anging his washing on the Maginot Line! ( The Sun: 1939).

    Crap, I know :(
  12. New one from the BBC today:Woman pimp lured girls with crack
  13. Off the beaten track again but .......... Earlier this year on the BBC Billie Piper played an upper class prostitute called "Fanny Price"
  14. Seaman Staines and Roger the Cabin Boy - Captain Pugwash circa 1960's.
  15. What ever happened to Master Bates?
  16. Urban ankles (leg ends) apparently, unlike the gorgeous Irish weather presenter on Sky that said the weather would be 'a bit nipply tomorrow'
  17. Seaweed

    Seaweed War Hero Book Reviewer

    1. Admiral Beaufort KCB, he of the Beaufort Scale (of wind strengths, I add for any landlubbers visiting from ARRSE) was prepared for the navy at Master Bates' Military and Naval Academy in Dublin ca. 1785.

    2. Today on Bargain Hunt the auctioneer James Lewis said 'When it comes to jugs I like to see a pair of jugs.' I could hardly believe my subtitles.
  18. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Johnny & Fanny Craddock cookery programme:

    JC: "And if you try this recipe at home, I hope your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's..."

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