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chatsharris

Lantern Swinger
#1
Right, I've been on leave for over a week, and I got another three weeks to go. Bored as fcuk! :lol:

So I'm up for suggestions from you depraved fcukers :wink:
 
#3
Find the nearest, most disreputable center of social nightlife, drink them all dry and then single out the roughest bint there and woo said creature til she lets you smash her back doors in.
 

chatsharris

Lantern Swinger
#4
Breathing Out - I got tons of stuff to do, I was just wondering in my situation what you guys would do instead.

Scouse is pretty much on the ball though. ;)
 
#5
Oh my God ! a matelot who does not know what to do with his leave 8O

Andy Capp walks away, Head bowed in shame :oops: Muttering " God bless er " for no apparent reason
 
#6
chatsharris said:
Breathing Out - I got tons of stuff to do, I was just wondering in my situation what you guys would do instead.

Scouse is pretty much on the ball though. ;)
:D (But be careful what you Post - COTW is already heavily subscribed for this week so you should be safe for now)
 
#7
Go to Shagaluf with your mates if your into that sort of thing or if like me your a bit boring go on a walking holiday in wales or scotland (basically an elaborate pub crawl).
 

chatsharris

Lantern Swinger
#8
Merlin28 said:
Go to Shagaluf with your mates if your into that sort of thing or if like me your a bit boring go on a walking holiday in wales or scotland (basically an elaborate pub crawl).
We did Menorca and Valencia about 3 weeks ago - fcuking fantastic run ashore!

Fancying Cardiff for a run though, worth going? :D
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#9
Leave is just like being back at barracks because you do nothing but:

Drink
Try to cop off
Eat
Wank
Do fuck all

The only difference being, you won't get shoved in jail for doing the above while supposedly working on a panzer.

Try auto erotic asphyxiation.
 
#10
chatsharris said:
Merlin28 said:
Go to Shagaluf with your mates if your into that sort of thing or if like me your a bit boring go on a walking holiday in wales or scotland (basically an elaborate pub crawl).
We did Menorca and Valencia about 3 weeks ago - fcuking fantastic run ashore!

Fancying Cardiff for a run though, worth going? :D
Haven't been to Cardiff myself but I would start here http://www.keytothecity.co.uk/bounce/index.htm lots of easily impressed students who haven't got fat or diseased yet.
 
#11
Merlin28 said:
chatsharris said:
Merlin28 said:
Go to Shagaluf with your mates if your into that sort of thing or if like me your a bit boring go on a walking holiday in wales or scotland (basically an elaborate pub crawl).
We did Menorca and Valencia about 3 weeks ago - fcuking fantastic run ashore!

Fancying Cardiff for a run though, worth going? :D
Haven't been to Cardiff myself but I would start here http://www.keytothecity.co.uk/bounce/index.htm lots of easily impressed students who haven't got fat or diseased yet.
Had a run ashore in Cardiff when the boat went there. Excellent run ashore
 
#12
WreckerL said:
Merlin28 said:
chatsharris said:
Merlin28 said:
Go to Shagaluf with your mates if your into that sort of thing or if like me your a bit boring go on a walking holiday in wales or scotland (basically an elaborate pub crawl).
We did Menorca and Valencia about 3 weeks ago - fcuking fantastic run ashore!

Fancying Cardiff for a run though, worth going? :D
Haven't been to Cardiff myself but I would start here http://www.keytothecity.co.uk/bounce/index.htm lots of easily impressed students who haven't got fat or diseased yet.
Had a run ashore in Cardiff when the boat went there. Excellent run ashore
Surely you mean Ship?
 
#14
Merlin28 said:
WreckerL said:
Merlin28 said:
chatsharris said:
Merlin28 said:
Go to Shagaluf with your mates if your into that sort of thing or if like me your a bit boring go on a walking holiday in wales or scotland (basically an elaborate pub crawl).
We did Menorca and Valencia about 3 weeks ago - fcuking fantastic run ashore!

Fancying Cardiff for a run though, worth going? :D
Haven't been to Cardiff myself but I would start here http://www.keytothecity.co.uk/bounce/index.htm lots of easily impressed students who haven't got fat or diseased yet.
Had a run ashore in Cardiff when the boat went there. Excellent run ashore
Surely you mean Ship?
Is that a bite? Fcuk it, NO a boat as in HMS/m Tireless. We were berthed in the docks, hotels were in the city centre.
 
#15
WreckerL said:
Merlin28 said:
WreckerL said:
Merlin28 said:
chatsharris said:
Merlin28 said:
Go to Shagaluf with your mates if your into that sort of thing or if like me your a bit boring go on a walking holiday in wales or scotland (basically an elaborate pub crawl).
We did Menorca and Valencia about 3 weeks ago - fcuking fantastic run ashore!

Fancying Cardiff for a run though, worth going? :D
Haven't been to Cardiff myself but I would start here http://www.keytothecity.co.uk/bounce/index.htm lots of easily impressed students who haven't got fat or diseased yet.
Had a run ashore in Cardiff when the boat went there. Excellent run ashore
Surely you mean Ship?
Is that a bite? Fcuk it, NO a boat as in HMS/m Tireless. We were berthed in the docks, hotels were in the city centre.
WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
 
#17
Merlin28 said:
WreckerL said:
Merlin28 said:
WreckerL said:
Merlin28 said:
chatsharris said:
Merlin28 said:
Go to Shagaluf with your mates if your into that sort of thing or if like me your a bit boring go on a walking holiday in wales or scotland (basically an elaborate pub crawl).
We did Menorca and Valencia about 3 weeks ago - fcuking fantastic run ashore!

Fancying Cardiff for a run though, worth going? :D
Haven't been to Cardiff myself but I would start here http://www.keytothecity.co.uk/bounce/index.htm lots of easily impressed students who haven't got fat or diseased yet.
Had a run ashore in Cardiff when the boat went there. Excellent run ashore
Surely you mean Ship?
Is that a bite? Fcuk it, NO a boat as in HMS/m Tireless. We were berthed in the docks, hotels were in the city centre.
WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Doesn't count, read first part of reply Yah Boo Sucks to you (and I had my fingers crossed)
 
#18
Blackrat said:
Boat. My goodness Wrecker, that's one hell of a conning tower.



It's called a fin ffs and that's us in camouflage mode. We have many internal and external tanks on a boat. The bint on the right is the sperm tank, the bint on the left is being groomed.
 
#19
WreckerL said:
Merlin28 said:
WreckerL said:
Merlin28 said:
WreckerL said:
Merlin28 said:
chatsharris said:
Merlin28 said:
Go to Shagaluf with your mates if your into that sort of thing or if like me your a bit boring go on a walking holiday in wales or scotland (basically an elaborate pub crawl).
We did Menorca and Valencia about 3 weeks ago - fcuking fantastic run ashore!

Fancying Cardiff for a run though, worth going? :D
Haven't been to Cardiff myself but I would start here http://www.keytothecity.co.uk/bounce/index.htm lots of easily impressed students who haven't got fat or diseased yet.
Had a run ashore in Cardiff when the boat went there. Excellent run ashore
Surely you mean Ship?
Is that a bite? Fcuk it, NO a boat as in HMS/m Tireless. We were berthed in the docks, hotels were in the city centre.
WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Doesn't count, read first part of reply Yah Boo Sucks to you (and I had my fingers crossed)
WAH SHIELD ON
Doesn't count you had no WAH Shield on
WAH SHIELD OFF
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#20
WreckerL said:
It's called a fin ffs and that's us in camouflage mode. We have many internal and external tanks on a boat. The bint on the right is the sperm tank, the bint on the left is being groomed.
You've just got to love Submariners. I thought that was you in cam on the right?
 
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