Lean and unwashed Tiffy

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  1. Not sure where to put this, but as dear old Cyril is dead and gawn now (ex-REA2 on subs) I thought I'd put this here.

    Invite me to a Sod's Opera and I'll sing it to ya....

    The Lean and Unwashed Tiffy
    (Cyril Tawney)

    I'm a lean and unwashed tiffy
    I come up from Plymouth Town
    I can fix it in a jiffy
    If you'll hand that spanner down
    If you'll hand - that spanner down.

    Portland girls are raving beauties
    'Specially in the summer time
    They make you curse these week-end duties
    Making love to grease and grime
    Making love - to grease and grime.

    I kissed her standing, kissed her lying,
    And I called her "turtle-dove"
    If she'd had wings I'd have kissed her flying
    That's the way I won my love
    That's the way - I won my love.

    She left me for a wardroom chappie
    She said "He's the better man"
    He needs wine to keep her happy;
    All I drink is Black-and-Tan
    All I drink - is Black-and-Tan.

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