Lawyers!!

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  1. This is no way a dig at anyone we know, but thought it was quite good that you pay a lot of money to these guys and gals to put in a good case on your behalf....

    Case#1

    Q. Doctor,before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

    A. No.

    Q. Did you check for blood pressure?

    A. No

    Q. Did you check for breathing?

    A. No.

    Q. So then it is possible that the pattient was alive when you began the autopsy?

    A. No.

    Q. How can you be so sure Doctor?

    A. Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

    Q. But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

    A. Yes, it is possible that he could still be alive and practicing law somwhere!!!!

    Case#2

    Q. Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he dosen't know anything about it until the next morning???


    Case#3

    Q. The youngest son, the 21 year old, how old is he???

    Case#4

    Q. Were you present when your picture was taken???

    Case#5

    Q. She had three children, right?

    A. Yes>

    Q. How many were boys?

    A. None.

    Q. Were there any girls???

    Case#6

    Q. How was was your first marriage terminated?

    A. By death?

    Q. And by who's death was it terminated???

    Case#7 (last one, honest!)

    Q. Can you describe the individual?

    A. He was about medium height and had a beard.

    Q. Was this a male or female?????


    OK...enough, just wanted to point out our "helpfull" lawyers are not all what they seem and they charge HOW MUCH!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

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