Lantern Swinger
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several
months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that
provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would
climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.

One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just
can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our

The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said,"You're
hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes,
up to the beach floated a stunning red head, face up, totally naked,
unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.

The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on
the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.
One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God
forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long,
long time....So . do you think we should . well ... you know . screw

"Out of WHAT?" asked the other.