Latin for you under educated dogs...

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  1. jockpopeye

    jockpopeye Badgeman Book Reviewer

    as something of a thinker, I was considering how under used my school latin exam was.

    Then I thought why not take some popular mottoes and translate them for thsoe on Rumration that they might benefit from my munificent wisdom.

    Royal Family
    Dieu et mon droit
    God keep the poor at bay

    Everton FC
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
    Statistics say we're less than good

    Eton College
    Floreat Etona
    May Etonian's be effeminate

    City of Edinburgh
    Nisi Dominus frustra
    No humous in the Deli

    Plymouth
    Turris fortissima est nomen Jehovah
    Fit birds and Jehovahs Witnesses not welcome

    Information Technologists
    Cito
    Ctrl+Alt+Delete

    Oxford University
    Dominus Illuminatio Mea
    Who stole my crayons?

    University Sheffield
    Rerum cognoscere causas
    You're not from round 'ere, are yeh?

    Scot's Guards
    Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
    Nobody gets to drink my lactate

    USMC
    Semper Fidelis (often shortened to Semper Fi)
    Often touching ourselves

    RAF
    Per Ardua ad Astra
    It's hard doing nothing

    The Canadian Infantry
    Ducimus
    Excuse me?

    The Royal Army Medical Corps
    In arduis fidelis
    Time for your prostate examination

    The Jesuit Order
    Ad maiorem Dei gloriam
    We control everything

    The Olympic motto
    Citius, altius, fortius
    Excercise causes flatulence

    The Wine Guild of England
    Gustibus mens dat incremntum
    I am drunk and need to eat a kebab

    The Scuola di applicazione, School of Applied Military Studies, Italy
    Doctrinas bello aptare
    Surrender is the best option

    Myself
    Veni, Vidi, Vici
    I came, I posted, I fcuked off
     
  2. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Rectum Defende
     
  3. Semper ubi, sub Ubi

    Always wear underwear


    Caveat Scotorum

    Warning - Scotsmen
     
  4. My archaeology course fills in its spare time with odd bits of Latin. (we dont get out much)

    RBO - KakLatin

    We also gave ourselves Latin names:

    1. Spurious Dubious Bogus
    2. Phallus Orifice Bestialis
    3. Sensuous Luscious Gorgeous
    4. Languorous Slumberous Stuporous
    5. Dilatious Formentious Adulterantious
    6. Libelous Nefarious Villianous Perfidious
    7. Intemperous Bibulous Inebrious Flatulous
    8. Sumptuous Voluptuous Scrumptious
    9. Lecherous Libidinous Salacious Lascivious
    10. Vociferous Clamorous Obstreperous Boisterous
    11. Dangerous Hazardous Jeopardous Perilous
    12. Minimus Crismus Bonus

    Or we could have a singsong

    Donaldus est agricola,
    euge, euge, o!
    et in agris boves sunt,
    euge, euge, o!
    cum huc "moo moo", per illuc "moo moo"
    ecce "moo", illic "moo", ubique "moo moo"
    Donaldus est agricola,
    euge, euge, o!

    oves........."baa baa"
    porci........"oink oink"
    equi........."neigh neigh"
    pulli......... "cluck cluck"
     
  5. In loco parentise

    My fathers a train driver
     
  6. Resurgam


    Never miss an opportunity to wind the Skimmers up.
     

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