Laminated list of five

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  1. RIght, this is being done over on rearparty but I thought I would cross it over to RR. All this 'lobbing one over cherie blair' talk might come into use.

    If you have ever watched 'friends' then there was an episode where in a relationship you are able to choose 5 famous people you'd bend over the qtr deck locker hatch and inspect the golden rivit! Once your top 5 are down, you then laminate and keep just for sh*ts n giggles. So to start this off, mine are;

    1) Joaquin Pheonix
    2) James Masters
    3 Jamie Fox
    4) Collin Farral
    5) Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie - depending who is free
  2. Nice on Jenny, got your type sussed..... here goes...

    1) Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives
    2) Lucy Liu Oriental sex goddess
    3) Marisa Tomei Brookly NY actress, sexy doesn't cover it
    4) Salma Hayek Words not neccessary
    5) Brad Pitt / Angelina Jolie (whoever is available) sorry Jenny for the plaguarism, one small thing though, Brad would have to be trannied up with a wig and make up to look like Angelina (including tattoos)..

    OK that's enough, I'm off to the heads :oops:
  3. 1) Penny Smith GMTV
    2) Jenny Seagrave JUDGE JOHN DEED
    3) Doris Day 30 YEARS AGO
    4) Reese Witherspoon TOPTOTTY
    :lol: :p :roll: :twisted: :eek:
  4. 1. Felicity Kendal - she is still lovely after all these years
    2. Chrissy Hines - yum yum
    3. Stacey in Eastenders - well I would give her one !
    4. Kylie - just to fit the pattern !
    5. Felicity again - she has to worth 2 places in my list
  5. In no particular order

    1 Carol Smilie
    2 Pat Benetar the rock singer (in her leather skirt)
    3 Carol Smilie
    4 Pat Benetar
    5 Carol Smilie

    it was heard in the office Carol Smilie PHWOOOOOAR to which I had to agree with but then I am Jock
  6. 1 - Jane Seymour (Live and Let Die)
    2 - Zhang Zyi (House of Flying Daggers)
    3 - Nicole Kidman (Moulin Rouge)
    4 - Jessica Alba (Sin City)
    5 - Rose McGowan (Charmed)
  7. Jessica Alba ... Ooh suits you sir...
  8. ex_wasp_12 , Had to smile at your list mate :roll: :roll:
  9. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Hattie Jaques
    Ena Sharples
    Dawn French
    Cherry Bliar
    The Beckett

    8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
  10. 1. Lisa Faulkner (New Street Law, Holby)
    2. Sarah Parrish
    3. Tina Hobley (she seems dirty)
    4. Kate Hudson
    5. Katie Holmes (just to see the smiling dwarf off!)
  11. I said laminated list of 5 for sexual favours, not laminated list of 5 to throw rotten veg at!
  12. Miss, Miss ! Can we choose from past beauties please Miss !!
  13. Not a problem, however, I do not wish to see you banged up in prision for grave digging. You hear me :twisted:
  14. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    I think they should be alive, or at least still warm :roll:
  15. In no particular order

    Steve Mcqueen, Great Escape (if he wasn't dead of course)
    Julian Clary (If he wasn't gay, theres something about him)
    My boyfriend
    Some other wife's husband
    Martin Johnson (Rugby)
  16. 1. Kate Beckinsale
    2. Billie Piper
    3. Charlize Theron
    4. Elisha Cuthbert
    5. Mischa Barton

    Though all 5 as part of my hareem would be pleasant...
  17. Cameron Diaz
    Francesca Annis
    Sheryl Crow
    Famke Janssen
    Sophie Marceau
  18. Seems the Black cat is loose here, so here goes:

    Girls from Brotherhood of Man
    Girls from Bucks Fizz
    Pan's People

    and if the Viagra lasts:

    Girls Aloud

    ( Well you know what they say about sailors - very confident !! )
  19. Angie Dickinson
    Lucille Ball
    Cat Deely
    Katie Mulah?
    Barbara Dillon(crush on her at school)
  20. Damn I hope you are of the female sex

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