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LADY MOVES TO THE COUNTRY.

pingbosun

Lantern Swinger
A very well bred lady decided to move from the city and settle in the country.
She was viewing a cottage and was being shown round by the old chap who was the seller.
She asked where the bathroom was and the old bloke replied that there wasn't one. :oops: :oops: :oops:
The old girl then said "Well you must have a water closet". :oops:
Oh yes said the old chap and led her down the garden to an old brick building.
Inside was a bucket. :roll: :roll:
Is this it she inquired, but it has no door. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Don't need one Maam said the old boy. Folks around here are honest. I've been here 60 years and I aint lost a bucket of s*hit yet. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The old ones are the best.

REGARDS PINGBOSUN :lol: :roll:
 
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