Ladies...this is how to die..

#2
lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest.
Yep, she was certainly giving her toy a good workout to have caused that to happen.

What a waste though. Young, pretty, horny and enjoys porn; an ideal woman I think.
 
#3
"they saw Miss Paginton through the curtains, lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest."

It was the pussy wot did for her! 8O
 
#5
Pontius said:
lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest.
Yep, she was certainly giving her toy a good workout to have caused that to happen.

What a waste though. Young, pretty, horny and enjoys porn; an ideal woman I think.
If her Dad owned an off licence that would be a perfect 10 :D :D
 
#16
Sometimes I despair at today's modern youth. I was in our local Ann Summers shop just before our New Years Eve party :) obtaining some appropriate clothing .... cough ....

In the shop at the back are the "personal massagers". There, was a young, slim gorgeous lady reviewing the items on sale. "What the fcuk for" I thought cos you are gorgeous :angel8: . There should be a raft of blokes queuing up to service you rather than just having to rely on a toy that doesn't give you a cuddle afterwards...

The poor deceased lady here is by no way near as good looking as my "find" but still none the less was well worth a squirt. Women, lower your standards, stop looking for your "investment banker" and choose your normal average bloke. Society survived the 70's and its appalling dress sense, we can survive this too.
 

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#17
seenoffteefcuk said:
Blackrat said:
What a way to go and, as has been stated, what a waste.

She was alive when i left her.
Thats why she had to crack on herself
That's the natural assumption.

The thing is, she was harry maskered to the bed and had my pants in her mouth as a gag. How she got out of that is what is baffling me. Trust me to stalk the female equivalent of fucking Houdini.
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
#18
Blackrat said:
seenoffteefcuk said:
Blackrat said:
What a way to go and, as has been stated, what a waste.

She was alive when i left her.
Thats why she had to crack on herself
That's the natural assumption.

The thing is, she was harry maskered to the bed and had my pants in her mouth as a gag. How she got out of that is what is baffling me. Trust me to stalk the female equivalent of fucking Houdini.
Nope,

I put down the camcorder, popped out of my hidey hole in the wardrobe, took the HBM (with your DNA on it) for further use. The the side of me in touch with my feminine side trousered your y fronts as well. Oh dear BR Size small (age 9-10) !!
 
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