Ladies...this is how to die..

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  1. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

  2. Pontius

    Pontius War Hero

    Yep, she was certainly giving her toy a good workout to have caused that to happen.

    What a waste though. Young, pretty, horny and enjoys porn; an ideal woman I think.
     
  3. Gombear

    Gombear New member

    "they saw Miss Paginton through the curtains, lying on her bed with her cat lying on her chest."

    It was the pussy wot did for her! 8O
     
  4. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    At least she went with a smile on her face.
     
  5. v8topcat

    v8topcat War Hero

    If her Dad owned an off licence that would be a perfect 10 :D :D
     
  6. smeeg

    smeeg New member

    "next to her"

    Next to her fucking kidneys.
     
  7. Guzzler

    Guzzler War Hero

    Exactly what I thought. Hardly going to slide it out before the ticker blows up is she?

    Unless it was a ping-pong ball effect.
     
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    What a way to go and, as has been stated, what a waste.

    She was alive when i left her.
     
  9. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    Just a thought..JJ and MLP are within a few miles of each other but I'm not sure where exactly!!!
     
  10. seafarer1939

    seafarer1939 New member

    Maybe her Rampant Rabbit had run out of batteries and she plugged in the mains!that could cause an erotic fatal.
     
  11. Guzzler

    Guzzler War Hero

    Agreed.

    I would.

    Hopefully they'd have kept her warm, but it's not a deal breaker.
     
  12. Rumrat

    Rumrat War Hero

    You don't need to die like that opp's we already think your a wanker. :D :wink:
     
  13. flymo

    flymo War Hero

    Well here is a contender for the Darwin Awards then :)
     
  14. Guzzler

    Guzzler War Hero

    Have they shot the spacker then?
     
  15. seenoffteefcuk

    seenoffteefcuk New member

    Thats why she had to crack on herself
     
  16. flymo

    flymo War Hero

    Sometimes I despair at today's modern youth. I was in our local Ann Summers shop just before our New Years Eve party :) obtaining some appropriate clothing .... cough ....

    In the shop at the back are the "personal massagers". There, was a young, slim gorgeous lady reviewing the items on sale. "What the fcuk for" I thought cos you are gorgeous :angel8: . There should be a raft of blokes queuing up to service you rather than just having to rely on a toy that doesn't give you a cuddle afterwards...

    The poor deceased lady here is by no way near as good looking as my "find" but still none the less was well worth a squirt. Women, lower your standards, stop looking for your "investment banker" and choose your normal average bloke. Society survived the 70's and its appalling dress sense, we can survive this too.
     
  17. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    That's the natural assumption.

    The thing is, she was harry maskered to the bed and had my pants in her mouth as a gag. How she got out of that is what is baffling me. Trust me to stalk the female equivalent of fucking Houdini.
     
  18. pugfrom83

    pugfrom83 New member

    Nope,

    I put down the camcorder, popped out of my hidey hole in the wardrobe, took the HBM (with your DNA on it) for further use. The the side of me in touch with my feminine side trousered your y fronts as well. Oh dear BR Size small (age 9-10) !!
     
  19. SARKING

    SARKING War Hero

  20. flymo

    flymo War Hero

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