At the spring jolly (sorry conference) labour boasted the following, but failed to mention the consequential outcome. There are 50 of these myths, but I'm only showing the first 25: 1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s. - Only by removing the things that are increasing in price from the list & giving misleading figures. 2. Low mortgage rates. - Yeh right. 'Record Numbers' of home repossessions last year and set to double this year. 3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to Â£5.52. - The only decent thing they have done. 4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales. - 14,000 more in stations or raising revenue from motorists. 5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent. - No, increased it by 32 percent. 6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools. - Because the numbers in school have halved, the other half are on the streets chaving. 7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18. - At binge drinking, getting pregnant, steeling cars, mugging old ladies and harrassing the public. 8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled. - It had been cut by 75 percent over the past 8 years. 9. Employment is at its highest level ever. - By illegal immigrants and Poles. 10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries. - But no help for the millions of poor in this country. 11. 85,000 more nurses. - Where did that come from. 22,000 nursing jobs have been lost in nursing cuts. 12. 32,000 more doctors. - But not in the surgery, 50% more are on leave. 13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards. - With no powers to make a difference because of human rights law. 14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament. - So Scotland now rules England, and feathering his bed for when he is ditched at the next election. 15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly. - And forced them to double their council tax by giving them less money from central funds. 16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time. - To do what exactly?. 17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice. - It's always been free, it just allows them to claim no waiting list at surgeries. 18. Gift aid was worth Â£828 million to charities last year. - Donors must pay enough UK income tax and/or capital gains tax themselves to cover the amount of tax the charity will reclaim, so not actually giving anything. 19. Restored city-wide government to London. - What, KEN LIVINGSTONE! Thats dictatorship. 20. Record number of students in higher education. - And record numbers leaving without achieving diplomas. 21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997. - That's only because his wife gave birth. 22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Childrenâ€™s Centres. - That no one can afford to use. 23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission. - So making the biggest stomp on citizens freedom ever. 24. Â£200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to Â£300 for over-80s. - But took it away again by increased inflation and no pension increases. 25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions. - By increasing tax revenue on fuel and having VAT on domestic gas & electricity.