He's failed the kit muster on week 7 because of his ironing,I reckon its my fault because he should have been ironing his own clothes for the last few years! Lol
No - if he had been keen to join for a while he should have shown the initiative himself.
Chin up, sailor on.
(I realise your post is a little tongue-in-cheek - so is mine, so no offence intended)