Kiss a frog FFS

Flagdeck

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If this is what Harrys waking up to now.....whats she going to look like in 30 years time.

Cressida does a no make up selfie.
 

Ships_Cat

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Christ. There's no hope for me then if she's getting slated.
Dont worry XJ, the world is littered with men who can overlook a certain "homeliness" in the awld looks dept. in exchange for a wazzo pair of jibs. Just think how many part with huge sums for boob jobs, instead of a total faceacheotomy.
 

BillyNoMates

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I took a selfie of myself once by myself with my mobile one morning. Next thing I know is that my phone is calling Esther Rantzens Childline all by itself texting that it was being abused. I think I'm fucking gorgeous personally..
it's just my breath that's a little overpowering after a night on the ale and kebabs.
 

Ships_Cat

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I thought a pulse was optional or is that just me, fair game if still warm IMO!
Pulse and a shadow. Im negotiable on the pulse. And probably the shadow.

Used to be if there was grass on the wicket it was time to play cricket. Now there's all that 'scaping and waxing I guess we're left with if her feet touch the floor when she's having a wazz.....:hump:
 

2_deck_dash

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Pulse and a shadow. Im negotiable on the pulse. And probably the shadow.

Used to be if there was grass on the wicket it was time to play cricket. Now there's all that 'scaping and waxing I guess we're left with if her feet touch the floor when she's having a wazz.....:hump:
Assuming of course she has feet.

Smash!
 

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Sharkey

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There was a bit in my paper a couple of weeks ago about some polly asking the MOD to take action against some posters on Arrse over their comments about who they would or would not throw a leg over
 

Ships_Cat

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There was a bit in my paper a couple of weeks ago about some polly asking the MOD to take action against some posters on Arrse over their comments about who they would or would not throw a leg over
PMSL!! How the fork is it the M.O.D.'s problem to rein in the PSOF like us...? I know the site MODs and owners can respond to calls for decorum but realistically its a non official forum. Those of us in non extradition countries can say whatever the law will allow. Those of us using proxies on napoleonic forts in the channel, well, what law?
 
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