Keeping the Preacher


A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger
congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the
congregation. No one wants him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city stands
up and proclaims: "If the preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to
transport their children!". The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and
If the preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his
salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college
education of all his children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
preacher stays, I will give him sex"

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever
possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding
>>>his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side
to side while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we
could help, and he said, 'Screw the Preacher