Keeping the Preacher

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  1. A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger
    congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the
    congregation. No one wants him to leave.

    Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city stands
    up and proclaims: "If the preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
    Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to
    transport their children!". The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

    Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and
    If the preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his
    salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college
    education of all his children!"

    More sighs and loud applause.

    Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
    preacher stays, I will give him sex"

    There is total silence.

    The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever
    possessed you to say that?"

    Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding
    >>>his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side
    to side while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we
    could help, and he said, 'Screw the Preacher


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