Keep Quiet!

A lad pulls a girl at a dance and walks her home. They have a bit of a snog on her doorstop and he asks if he can come in for a coffee. She says "Okay, but keep quiet, me dad's asleep upstairs and if you wake him he'll go mad, he doesn't like me bringing boys home". After a coffee and a bit more snogging the lad says "I really need to go to the toilet". She says "It's right next door to Dad's bedroom, you might wake him, you'd better go in the kitchen sink". Five minutes later the lad's back and he asks her, "Where d'you keep the paper?".
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